Why is it than when I have a surprise night off from the kids that I realize I already watched the Rome DVD I got from Netflix? And the new one won't be here till tomorrow?
Why are there always shoes all over the road? I can understand a work boot here and there (flew out of the back of a pickup?) or a running shoe (fell out of a motorcyclist's backpack)? But a women's white dress shoe? And why so many shoes?
Does anyone win the McDonald's prizes like Monopoly?
Why do children wake up at 5:00 am on Saturdays but you have to drag them whining and kicking out of their beds at 7:30 on every single weekday?
Does the underside of the shrimp need to be deveined? Because it looks just like the other vein that you devein. Have never wanted to risk not doing so.
Why do I always, always, always go for the bad guy?
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